Bigger and bigger with silver boots

YG: When I'm bigger, like 8, and I'm wearing my silver cowboy boots then I can do whatever I want?
Me: Yeah, when you're 8. Sure.

Mary and the Lamb

YG: Mary had a little lamb.

Daddy: And then she slaughtered it, cooked it, and ate it with mint sauce and roast potatoes.

YG: And then she took a shit.

(Such a proud momma, let me tell you...)

Sick

YG: Can you please bring me my tissues? I'm so sick so I don't want to move.

YG: Can you leave some water for me? I don't want to get dehydrated because I'm sick.

She's 4...

YG: you won't let me do anything! You're ruining all my life.

Bathroom

(I am in the bathroom doing my business when YG barges in to brush her teeth.)

YG: Are you going poopies?

Momma: Yup...

YG: Are you serious? You're going poopies while I'm in here? You've got to be kidding me. That is just disgusting... 

Baby

YG: I'm a baby. I want to drink booby milk.

Rockstar

YG: I can do anything cause I'm a super rockstar.

Love

Mom: Who was that boy who hugged you this morning?
YG: Liam.
Mom: He was pretty keen to hug you...
YG: Because he loves me.
Mom: What?! How do you know that?
YG: Because he told me...
Mom: You're 4...

Big butt

YG: Do you know what this picture is I draw?
Mom: No, what is it?
YG: This is you! And that is your butt!
Mom: Wow, that is a big butt.
YG: Yup, well you have a big but so...

Guards!

(I was standing at the bottom if the stands calling YG down for dinner. She came to the top of the stairs and...)

YG: (pointing at me and looking of the left) Guards, take her away!

Busy

YG had eaten lots of dinner and her belly was sticking out.

Mom: Look at that belly! Are you having a baby like mommy?

YG: (laughing) No! I'm too little to have a baby. When I get bigger I'll have a baby.

Mom: Well first you should find someone you love, then get married, and then have a baby.

YG: Well I'm too busy so not right now.

Wakey wakey

YG: I know you're tired mommy and I know you're sleepy. The point is you wake when you wake and you wake up.

Tired

YG: I know you're tired mamma and you have to work, but don't forget you have to play with me. (Rubbing my arm)

Preschool Chatter

YG: I'm so sweaty from playing!

Mom: What were you playing that made you so sweaty?

YG: I was playing with the princess books all day!

Mom: Playing with books made you so sweaty? What were you doing with them?

YG: I was holding them and reading them. And my hands are so tired from turning pages.

Wedding talk

(On her way home from her auntie's house)

Mom: Did you have fun playing with N? You're both going to be wedding girls at auntie's wedding.
YG: No! I'm the one getting married to Gavin because he's my best friend. But Jaden has to marry Kevin.

Later that day, auntie messages mom:

Auntie: This morning she said she was going to marry N at my wedding and I said noo you're going to be a flower girl there and then marry a boy some day.

And she said okay I'll marry Gavin and then Jaden can marry Gavin and I said that she probably didnt want to marry someone that was married to someone else.

So she said okay then I'll just marry Gavin and Jaden can marry Kevin.

Frozen Obsessions

(Conversations we have on a daily basis since seeing the movie Frozen almost five months ago.)

YG: Why does Elsa make it Frozen everywhere?
Mom: Because she has magical powers.
YG: Why does she frozen the lake as she steps on it?
Mom: Because she does.
YG: Why does Prince Hans sword Anna?
Mom: Because he's not a very nice man.

Playing Wii Bowling

YG: Aww buggers! I missed!

School Secrets

(On the way home from school)

YG: Mom! I have to tell you a secret!
Mom: Okay what is it?
YG: Today at school, Gavin pulled the hair off of one of the ponies. It was my favorite princess pony!
Mom: Oh no! What happened?
YG: Then Ms. Janet said he had to take a break and he also ripped Aurora's head off the doll.
Mom: Oh that's terrible. Why did he do that?
YG: Ms. Janet had to throw them in the trash! Now we only have two ponies to play with! (holding up 2 fingers)

It's what?

Mom: Here, sign this card for Oma.
YG: Oh this is going to be delightful!

Peace

YG: Daddy wants a piece of quiet!

Momma: You mean peace and quiet?

YG: Yeah, that...