Bigger and bigger with silver boots

YG: When I'm bigger, like 8, and I'm wearing my silver cowboy boots then I can do whatever I want?
Me: Yeah, when you're 8. Sure.

Mary and the Lamb

YG: Mary had a little lamb.

Daddy: And then she slaughtered it, cooked it, and ate it with mint sauce and roast potatoes.

YG: And then she took a shit.

(Such a proud momma, let me tell you...)

Sick

YG: Can you please bring me my tissues? I'm so sick so I don't want to move.

YG: Can you leave some water for me? I don't want to get dehydrated because I'm sick.

She's 4...

YG: you won't let me do anything! You're ruining all my life.

Bathroom

(I am in the bathroom doing my business when YG barges in to brush her teeth.)

YG: Are you going poopies?

Momma: Yup...

YG: Are you serious? You're going poopies while I'm in here? You've got to be kidding me. That is just disgusting... 

Baby

YG: I'm a baby. I want to drink booby milk.

Rockstar

YG: I can do anything cause I'm a super rockstar.

Love

Mom: Who was that boy who hugged you this morning?
YG: Liam.
Mom: He was pretty keen to hug you...
YG: Because he loves me.
Mom: What?! How do you know that?
YG: Because he told me...
Mom: You're 4...

Big butt

YG: Do you know what this picture is I draw?
Mom: No, what is it?
YG: This is you! And that is your butt!
Mom: Wow, that is a big butt.
YG: Yup, well you have a big but so...

Guards!

(I was standing at the bottom if the stands calling YG down for dinner. She came to the top of the stairs and...)

YG: (pointing at me and looking of the left) Guards, take her away!