Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Bigger and bigger with silver boots

YG: When I'm bigger, like 8, and I'm wearing my silver cowboy boots then I can do whatever I want?
Me: Yeah, when you're 8. Sure.

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Mary and the Lamb

YG: Mary had a little lamb.

Daddy: And then she slaughtered it, cooked it, and ate it with mint sauce and roast potatoes.

YG: And then she took a shit.

(Such a proud momma, let me tell you...)


YG: Can you please bring me my tissues? I'm so sick so I don't want to move.

YG: Can you leave some water for me? I don't want to get dehydrated because I'm sick.

She's 4...

YG: you won't let me do anything! You're ruining all my life.

Monday, February 9, 2015


(I am in the bathroom doing my business when YG barges in to brush her teeth.)

YG: Are you going poopies?
Momma: Yup...
YG: Are you serious? You're going poopies while I'm in here? You've got to be kidding me. That is just disgusting... 


YG: I'm a baby. I want to drink booby milk.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Wednesday, October 8, 2014


Mom: Who was that boy who hugged you this morning?
YG: Liam.
Mom: He was pretty keen to hug you...
YG: Because he loves me.
Mom: What?! How do you know that?
YG: Because he told me...
Mom: You're 4...

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Big butt

YG: Do you know what this picture is I draw?
Mom: No, what is it?
YG: This is you! And that is your butt!
Mom: Wow, that is a big butt.
YG: Yup, well you have a big but so...

Tuesday, August 12, 2014


(I was standing at the bottom if the stands calling YG down for dinner. She came to the top of the stairs and...)

YG: (pointing at me and looking of the left) Guards, take her away!