Mmmm!

(Eating dinner?

YG: Mmmm, it's yums in my tums!

Moon

YG: Hey moon! You wanna come to the circus with us? Can you?

Toilet talk

(sitting on the potty)
YG: I would be so sad if you flushed me down the potty with all the poopies and peepee because that would be disgusting.

Annoying

YG: Gramma, I'm going to annoy you.

Fresh

YG: I'm not cool, I'm fresh!

Balls

YG: Daddy, can I see your balls?

(Mommy and daddy's jaws drop.)

Mommy: YG, lets not say things like that. Those are private parts and we don't share them.

YG: Can I see mommy's balls?

(Oh dear....)