Thursday, February 19, 2015

Mary and the Lamb

YG: Mary had a little lamb.

Daddy: And then she slaughtered it, cooked it, and ate it with mint sauce and roast potatoes.

YG: And then she took a shit.

(Such a proud momma, let me tell you...)


YG: Can you please bring me my tissues? I'm so sick so I don't want to move.

YG: Can you leave some water for me? I don't want to get dehydrated because I'm sick.

She's 4...

YG: you won't let me do anything! You're ruining all my life.

Monday, February 9, 2015


(I am in the bathroom doing my business when YG barges in to brush her teeth.)

YG: Are you going poopies?
Momma: Yup...
YG: Are you serious? You're going poopies while I'm in here? You've got to be kidding me. That is just disgusting... 


YG: I'm a baby. I want to drink booby milk.

Sunday, February 8, 2015