YG: Mary had a little lamb.
Daddy: And then she slaughtered it, cooked it, and ate it with mint sauce and roast potatoes.
YG: And then she took a shit.
(Such a proud momma, let me tell you...)
Thursday, February 19, 2015
Sick
YG: Can you please bring me my tissues? I'm so sick so I don't want to move.
YG: Can you leave some water for me? I don't want to get dehydrated because I'm sick.
YG: Can you leave some water for me? I don't want to get dehydrated because I'm sick.
Monday, February 9, 2015
Bathroom
(I am in the bathroom doing my business when YG barges in to brush her teeth.)
YG: Are you going poopies?
Momma: Yup...
YG: Are you serious? You're going poopies while I'm in here? You've got to be kidding me. That is just disgusting...
Sunday, February 8, 2015
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