Bigger

YG: When I get bigger I can have that yellow drink?

Mom: Yes

YG: I can't wait to be bigger and then you'll be smaller. I'm going to get bigger and bigger and you and daddy are going to get smaller.

Mom: I wish...

Sofia the first

(Playing with a mermaid dress up doll)

YG: Let's pretend the mermaid is Sofia!

Mom: Okay! If Sofia was a mermaid what would she wear?

YG: This purple tail.

Mom: Okay and what shells?

YG: Sofia doesn't have boobies so she can't wear shells!

Hair

YG: The guy with the white shirt doesn't have enough hair. See that guy over there? He doesn't have hair either.

Mom: (embarrassed!)