Thursday, December 19, 2013


YG: When I get bigger I can have that yellow drink?
Mom: Yes
YG: I can't wait to be bigger and then you'll be smaller. I'm going to get bigger and bigger and you and daddy are going to get smaller.
Mom: I wish...

Sofia the first

(Playing with a mermaid dress up doll)

YG: Let's pretend the mermaid is Sofia!
Mom: Okay! If Sofia was a mermaid what would she wear?
YG: This purple tail.
Mom: Okay and what shells?
YG: Sofia doesn't have boobies so she can't wear shells!


YG: The guy with the white shirt doesn't have enough hair. See that guy over there? He doesn't have hair either.
Mom: (embarrassed!)