Wednesday, June 26, 2013


(Riding in the car home)

YG: Mommy, I'm all done.
Mommy: With??
YG: The car. Lets get home.

Monday, June 24, 2013


(YG had some jelly beans as a special treat)

YG: Mom, I smell Sambucca (holding a black jelly bean)
YG: I taste Sambucca! (eating said black jelly bean)
Mom: Yes, black jelly beans taste like licorice just like Sambucca
YG: Yum! I love them and Sambucca!
Mom: (sighs embarassed her 3 year old knows what Sambucca is, smells like, and tastes like)

Saturday, June 15, 2013


YG: Come on, lets go out!
Mommy: Where are we going?
YG:  To Old MacDonald had a farm, E I E I O.

Friday, June 14, 2013


(YG piles up 50+ books next to mommy)

Mommy: You are going to put those all back, right?
YG: No.
Mommy: Then who is?
YG: You are (while pointing to me and then walking away)

Monday, June 10, 2013

Good girl

Mommy: You were so good in class! The only one who was listening so well.
YG: So what do I get to have?
Mommy: You're supposed to be a good listener!
YG: bummer

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Potty talk

Sitting on the potty:

YG: I'm going peepee and poopy on the potty like a big kid. I'm a big kid like you. Mommy is a big kid. Daddy is a big kid. I'm a big kid. I can reach everything! I can reach the light. I can reach the counter. I can reach everything I need. I can see the pictures too. I love you mommy. Can I have some privacy?


YG: Mommy I love you most!
Mommy: I love you most!
YG: I love you to the moon and back!
Mommy: No I do!
YG: I love you a google!
Mommy: I love you a google!
YG: I love you more! I win!

Dinner convos

YG: The baby cucumber ran away and the mommy and daddy are looking for it cause he's hungry and the baby cucumber is sad because he is and the mommy and daddy cucumber are far away....

Friday, June 7, 2013

Music together

YG: Mommy, I'll play the drum and you play the violin.
(Starts banging on my butt)
Mommy: You just want to hit my butt.
YG: (fits of giggles)

Preschool Gossip

Preschool gossip are the stories I get after school every day. Enjoy!

Mommy: How was your day at school?
YG: Max bit me, Gus pushed me, Cooper did poopies in his pants, and I woke up Charlotte from nap.

Can I say...?

YG: mom, can I say dammit?
Mommy: no
YG: can I say shit?
Mommy: no
YG: can I say crap?
Mommy: not a nice word for pretty little girls.
YG: poop! (And the giggling commences)


(looking in the mirror)

YG: My hair is so long! I'm going to be like Rapunzel! I am a princess!


(Let's set the scene.)

Daddy is just about to get in the shower and YG needs to give him a hug and kiss goodnight. Unbeknownst to me and YG daddy was already naked and ready for the shower. And he was bending over as we walked in. YG strains her neck.

YG: Daddy, what are those?
Daddy: Daddy's balls.
YG: I want balls!! Can I have balls?!

Good Girl

Yellow girl: Mommy, you're being a good girl at the store so you get to have a sticker.

Thursday, June 6, 2013

Preschool Gossip

Preschool gossip are the stories I get after school every day. Enjoy!

Mommy: How was your day today?
YG: Good.
Mommy: Did you play outside?
YG: Yeah we played in the sandbox.
Mommy: Oh cool was it fun?
YG: There was monsters chasing us!
Mommy: Oh no! Why were the monsters chasing you?
YG: No it was one monster!
Mommy: Who was he chasing?
YG: Me and Gavin!
Mommy: Oh no! What kind of monster was he?
YG: He was a blue Aladdin monster!
Mommy: Yikes! What did he want?
YG: He was chasing us because he wanted some milk!
Mommy: Oh no and you didn't have any?
YG: No
Mommy: So what did you do?
YG: Me and Gavin hid under the slide!
Mommy: Oh good so you were safe?
YG: Yeah and Gavin chased him away. So I need to go back to school because I don't want the monster to be home! 
Mommy: Oh I see, you need Gavin to save you?
YG: I stamped on bags today, mom!

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Bathroom Talk

Yellow Girl: Mom, can I say fuck in the bathroom?
Mom: No!


Mom: What is your favorite color?
Yellow girl: Yellow. White. Yellow white. Can I have a cookie?

Imaginary convos

YG: (yells) Mr. Grinch! Want some macaroni?
Mommy: Who are you talking to? 
YG: Mr. Grinch is over there. Oh, he ran away.
(I smile and give her a few kisses.)
YG: Don't give me kisses! Only 1 kiss...

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Preschool Gossip

Preschool gossip are the stories I get after school every day. Enjoy!

Mommy: How was school today?
YG: Alex hit me with the ball and he had to have a break. But I got to have pink candy to feel better. Miss Brittany told me to go to the potty if I had to go poopies, so I did. Gavin went home with Miss Brittany. I don't know why. Can I have hot cocoa with marshmellows? First you give me hot cocoa and then I'll give you hugs and kisses. Alright mom? I left my barrettes under my cot. Aw man!

Monday, June 3, 2013

Convos with Auntie

YG: Good I played with Gavin and he gets a sticker cause he didn't go potty on his cot..he usually does so I can't believe it!! Can you turn Pink up louder now please we can talk when we get to Target.
Auntie: We're going to Target?
YG:  Yeah auntie we always do, you need new underwears and nail polish!! (Dies laughing)

A few minutes later..

YG: Green means go auntie geez you're a slow poke..