Mommy: Can you please go upstairs and get a beach towel for swimming lessons?
YG: A beach towel? Mommy: Yes, please.
YG: (holding her arms up in confusion) You mean a swimming lessons towel, not a beach towel!
YG: Mom, I smell Sambucca (holding a black jelly bean)
YG: I taste Sambucca! (eating said black jelly bean)
Mom: Yes, black jelly beans taste like licorice just like Sambucca
YG: Yum! I love them and Sambucca!
Mom: (sighs embarassed her 3 year old knows what Sambucca is, smells like, and tastes like)
YG: I'm going peepee and poopy on the potty like a big kid. I'm a big kid like you. Mommy is a big kid. Daddy is a big kid. I'm a big kid. I can reach everything! I can reach the light. I can reach the counter. I can reach everything I need. I can see the pictures too. I love you mommy. Can I have some privacy?
Preschool gossip are the stories I get after school every day. Enjoy! Mommy: How was your day at school? YG: Max bit me, Gus pushed me, Cooper did poopies in his pants, and I woke up Charlotte from nap.
Daddy is just about to get in the shower and YG needs to give him a hug and kiss goodnight. Unbeknownst to me and YG daddy was already naked and ready for the shower. And he was bending over as we walked in. YG strains her neck.
YG: Daddy, what are those?
Daddy: Daddy's balls.
YG: I want balls!! Can I have balls?!
Preschool gossip are the stories I get after school every day. Enjoy!
Mommy: How was your day today? YG: Good. Mommy: Did you play outside? YG: Yeah we played in the sandbox. Mommy: Oh cool was it fun? YG: There was monsters chasing us! Mommy: Oh no! Why were the monsters chasing you? YG: No it was one monster! Mommy: Who was he chasing? YG: Me and Gavin! Mommy: Oh no! What kind of monster was he? YG: He was a blue Aladdin monster! Mommy: Yikes! What did he want? YG: He was chasing us because he wanted some milk! Mommy: Oh no and you didn't have any? YG: No Mommy: So what did you do? YG: Me and Gavin hid under the slide! Mommy: Oh good so you were safe? YG: Yeah and Gavin chased him away. So I need to go back to school because I don't want the monster to be home! Mommy: Oh I see, you need Gavin to save you? YG: I stamped on bags today, mom!
Preschool gossip are the stories I get after school every day. Enjoy! Mommy: How was school today? YG: Alex hit me with the ball and he had to have a break. But I got to have pink candy to feel better. Miss Brittany told me to go to the potty if I had to go poopies, so I did. Gavin went home with Miss Brittany. I don't know why. Can I have hot cocoa with marshmellows? First you give me hot cocoa and then I'll give you hugs and kisses. Alright mom? I left my barrettes under my cot. Aw man!
YG: Good I played with Gavin and he gets a sticker cause he didn't go potty on his cot..he usually does so I can't believe it!! Can you turn Pink up louder now please we can talk when we get to Target. Auntie: We're going to Target? YG: Yeah auntie we always do, you need new underwears and nail polish!! (Dies laughing)
A few minutes later..
YG: Green means go auntie geez you're a slow poke..