Eating

YG: Do I need to eat this all?
Mom: Yes.
YG: Duh...
Mom: Where did you learn that?
YG: You

...

Seriously?

YG: You can't sing, mommy! You're not a princess!

Dogs

YG: I love dogs! They make me fart!! Hahaha

Mmmm!

(Eating dinner?

YG: Mmmm, it's yums in my tums!

Moon

YG: Hey moon! You wanna come to the circus with us? Can you?

Toilet talk

(sitting on the potty)
YG: I would be so sad if you flushed me down the potty with all the poopies and peepee because that would be disgusting.

Annoying

YG: Gramma, I'm going to annoy you.

Fresh

YG: I'm not cool, I'm fresh!

Balls

YG: Daddy, can I see your balls?

(Mommy and daddy's jaws drop.)

Mommy: YG, lets not say things like that. Those are private parts and we don't share them.

YG: Can I see mommy's balls?

(Oh dear....)

Train play

YG: You be the the caboose and I'll be the train. Chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo! Alldaboard!