Toilet talk

(sitting on the potty)
YG: I would be so sad if you flushed me down the potty with all the poopies and peepee because that would be disgusting.

Annoying

YG: Gramma, I'm going to annoy you.

Fresh

YG: I'm not cool, I'm fresh!

Balls

YG: Daddy, can I see your balls?

(Mommy and daddy's jaws drop.)

Mommy: YG, lets not say things like that. Those are private parts and we don't share them.

YG: Can I see mommy's balls?

(Oh dear....)

Train play

YG: You be the the caboose and I'll be the train. Chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo! Alldaboard!

Towel?

Mommy: Can you please go upstairs and get a beach towel for swimming lessons?
YG: A beach towel?
Mommy: Yes, please.
YG: (holding her arms up in confusion) You mean a swimming lessons towel, not a beach towel!

Bigger

YG: When I grow up to be a big girl just like a good girl I will do what big girls do.

Bed time

Mommy: Can I sing your songs tonight?
YG: No
Mommy: I love singing your songs.
YG: How about you just plum? (aka hum).

Telling Me to Relax

Mommy: Go get that container.
YG: It's in my room? You wanna bet?
Mommy: Well get it.
YG: Relax! I'm getting it

Being fresh

(YG was being fresh and talking back. She was brought up to her room for a break. Afterward in her room...)

YG: (in sobs) I had to take a break and you let me cry!

Mommy: You were being fresh so you needed to take a break.

YG: but you scared me!

After the break was done:

YG: I'm so sorry mommy I had to take a break!