Two?

YG: See that up there? That's my name. It has two Ls in it. That means I can have two books tonight.

Sleep problems

YG: I can't sleep momma.
Mom: Why not?
YG: My whale blankie is blue. But my favorite color is pink and purple. So I can't sleep because my blankie is not pink or purple.

Cinderella

YG: Cinderella has to go to the bathroom.

Mom: Okay.

YG: I'm Cinderella.

Peace

YG: I want peace! Be quiet!

Ariel

YG: I don't want to watch Ariel anymore because her dad makes bad choices. Okay?

YG: When I say no, you have to just just just just just just talk to me. You have to listen and talk to me. Okay?

Meltdown

(Crying in her bed after mommy taking away her baby dolls)

YG: You hurt my feelings because you took my babies away! I'm sad! You aren't going to have any friends because you're not a good girl cause you take things!

New babies

(On her toy phone)

YG: Hi, is Cinderella there? Hi Cinderella. Can you please get me new babies? I wasn't being a good listener and they took them away from me. So can you get me new ones?

Eating

YG: Do I need to eat this all?
Mom: Yes.
YG: Duh...
Mom: Where did you learn that?
YG: You

...

Seriously?

YG: You can't sing, mommy! You're not a princess!